THIS THE TITLTE AND SHOT

NEW BLOG NEW BLOG

this blog is not going accroding top plan because i can't embed the new beyonce as such how i was plajned. this is not the plan! this was never as such how the blog was supposed to go down! but since this is all fucked to fuckery we can pretend its a bonus track. i i will plain hte new bleyonce like i was supposed to. and plan the blog and such.

http://hulkshare.com/0qdbi699o2n2

that is the link. you can stream from there nigga! straiht up streamin and shit. listen! you cant download because that is full of viruses and spywhare and demons. rest of blog is according to thereverocrfe blog. lol,. PS BONUS CONVOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVO

BEYONCE COUNTDOWN

i feel that the title is much more effective when it is caps-locked. kinda like the song. it's gotta be turned ALL THE WAY up! if it doesn't sound good enough to your pristine caucasian eardrums, then the volume probably isn't high enough. it must be on eleven, you must be losing brain cells, and you must have da bass turned up low. you certainly needn't a man, and u got2 be playin it off like it aint no thang. DA LINK IN BLUE^^^^^^^^^^ copy/paste that shit bitch.

Dear bloggy blog-blog,

apparently i need to uphold my blogger duties and update a blog. it's been a minute. i wrote plenty-a-blog or two, but they are all like, "waaaaah, look at this music, which justifies my life" and thats just not how i want to show my face on the internet. just kidding though, cuz you know its the truth. my life does not necessarily translate well into a beyonce song, but that's what i'm hearing, and that's the best that you'll have Fto do.

in accordance to origoinal bloggery plan this is wher ethe HTMLz of song would be located. pretty funny tha tthe actal point of the blog is not in this blog, right?!!!!!!!

i am not sure how it comes across in blog-format. so far, lately, i have done lots of nothing, and hencetoforth, i plan to do lots of nothing. except listen to this beyonce song. i am well-aware that it sounds like a mess. a big-ol ghetto cacophonious mess. it starts out like "boooooo-ouy," but then it gets all highschool-bandish before it drops into a pan-jived-induced seizure. " it doesn't matter much what i'm saying right now, to be quite honest. this is just a bunch of blogger-BS. leave your car door ajar, blinker still blinkin. this is the sound personified! all up in the black with his chick right beside him. your bass must be dubbbed low, with your boof and your boofboof riding. I am not sure what that means, but it sounds like a pokemon joke. have you ever heard it of boofdoof?



Boofdoof is one of those pokemons that you don't really want on your team, but you allow, just because you think Boofdoof is cute. You will probably think Boofdoof is cute in the 1st five mintues that you start the game, but i'm sure that you'll grow tired of him. Certainly, Boofdoof sounds magical with your Boofboof riding, but fuck a Boofboof! Show him how you ride it! You don't need a man! and personally, I dont give a good-goddamn as to whether this song/blog follows a plausible thought. Boofdoof sucks!, but i will, however, recommend this schizophrenically-orchestrasted Pop Gold Thunder. POP GOLD THUNDER. wouldn't that be the perfect name for a TIME-LIFE collection? that's exactly what this song is.

POPGOLDTHUNDER. Pop-Gold-Thunder! Pop Gold Thunder could easily destroy any of the Boofdoofs out there. drop a dollar, and pitch in on this box-o-wine, Boofdoof! show him how you ride it. that's all i gotta say, dear Boofdoofs. I dont care what you have to say cuz this aint ur blog and u dont speak in a manner in which i can comprehend. Facebook chat aintcha GD telephone. Lemme leave dis door ajar cuz this is wehre I take a piss. You hear dat pissy-piss? Dat bleepybleep and and dat boom-boom bass? dassyer grl B.

loooooooooove
BOY

tutu: are u drinking liquor
boy: bpxpwomete
tutu: thats not a word
boy: lol
boy: boxowine0
tutu: oh
tutu: very nice
tutu: thats practically the cheapest way to get drunk
boy: my last google queery was "massive queef"
boy: serriously
boy: no good googleimages.
boy: yes.
boy: i am pissfaced.
boy: brb
tutu: have u seen that super fireball fart video?
boy: no!
boy: i only watch amateur vaginal squirt demo

http://www.spankwire.com/Squirting-Lesson-By-Amateur-Teacher/video75429

tutu: really?!
tutu: there are pages of good shit on there!!
boy: dude
boy: but amaeur vaginal squirt demo is like the bes thing it eve rsen on theinter.t
boy: right.
tutu: lol
tutu: its like my blog
tutu: through the internet


and there you have it people. it's like his blog. through through internet.

I bid you adieu.

-Boy