springy

the bradford pears bloomed and made the world smell like semen. (for real for real). all the maples are dotted with red berries. spring is a good time. i am ready to go swimming. i have been doing a lot of yoga. i can reach parts of my body that i've never touched before. haha. my teacher asked me if i liked bonobo (the band, not the species of chimp) and i told her yes. Bonobos are the only non-human animal to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex, tongue kissing, and oral sex. how fun. i got all my legal shit taken care of today. i went to the district attorney's office. he was a very cute district attorney, mostly because he dropped my driving-with-revoked-license charge. that charge was bullshit anyway. i knew i had appeared in court. i found da documents to prove it. i got a real license now. legitimized and validated. the lady at the dmv said it was a good pic. i was like "aw thnx grl, i no." i'm just playin. it's strange how all my licenses and identification cards have looked so drastically different. i recently got in a huge fight with my mom because she didn't want my toothbrush next to hers for fear of catching da faggot AIDS. i threw a jug of water on her and i refuse to apologize. i am over it, but it seems like one of those dramatic milestone life-events that should be documented in blog. i told her that it was her fault i was fucked up. i honestly don't think i'm a particularly fucked-up person, but i knew that it was an appropriately fucked-up thing to say to piss off a mother. am i bad person? probably. probably a good one too. life is not black and white. there a whole bunch of colors. i am looking for more jobs so i can move out. bout damn time. last night when my friend and i were leaving the mellow mushroom we ran out of gas. i was so pissed at first, because i had told him to stop and get gas, and he would not stop dancing. i was all "THIS IS SERIOUS LIFE BUSINESS." no cars would stop to pick us up. it was okay though. i am glad things turned out the way they did. it was a good almost-fun experience. we walked a million hours and bought a gas-can and lo-and-behold, the good lord prevented a towing. broken shit is bothersome, and things fall apart from time-to-time, but it feels really good when you fix them. it's very sunny and i've been sweating and laughing a lot lately.



on the 19th (tomorrow night) there will be a supermoon . SUPERMOON! it's the closest the moon has been to the earth in 18 years. i'm excited to see that.

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