Abandon The Self!

Girl: im going to tell Boy about your genius blog idea
Friend A: i already told him
Friend A: me and Boy talk every day
Friend A: and we're gonna get married
Friend A: and be downers together
Friend A: occassionally we'll tag team a really fat girl
Girl: mm
Girl: nuff to go round
Friend A: and smoosh cake on her tits

I think that is a good opener. For a blog about nothing. I have been doing what Goonies do. Getting drunk often. I had to chill out though, because last weekend I had ran up a 125 dollar tab. I had a lot of liquor. Last night was enjoyable. I got to watch Bad Girls Club with Jamie (of the HungrySisters) and drink Busch Lite, just like old times. It was nice to get to watch a few episodes with an original member. Especially the current season. It is retarded and hilarious. More so than the previous seasons, which are all fucking funny as shit. Oh my god, my head hurts. I don't know why. I'm not hung over. I didn't drink too much. Really. I am trying to read a book called The Life of Pi. I am probably the only person who has never read it or something. I never know what books I should know about. It is proving to be a slightly difficult task. My attention span is not deep or wide enough to handle this book. I mean it's not hard to read. I am just having a hard time caring. God knows I'm trying. It's not bad or anything. It is pretty good. It's just that in order for me to be enthusiastic about reading, there has to be sex or monetary policy somewhere in there. Or both. If only... I have been hanging out with a new friend lately. Pretty cool friend. A true Goonie. She drinks like a fish. Also Boy has introduced me to a new human. He wears a wide array of hats and enjoys social mind games. He's also good people. I have been having a lot of new interactions. Boy and I met a retired NASCAR driver who now owns an eco friendly sports clothing store called Dirtball. Dirtball! Haha. Anyway that's what is up. I guess I will go back out to the bar tonight. This time in good ol' Hicktown. Anyway yeah. Whatever, bye.

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